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What Christmas wish would superheroes secretly wish for?

23 Dec, 2015

What Christmas wish would superheroes secretly wish for?

Captain America
Dear Santa,

I am totally fine with being the boring old guy in the group and being made fun of. But what I cannot handle is my inability to fly. Almost all of them can. I am always on the ground. Please give me the ability to fly.

Sincerely,
Steve Rogers
Captain America

Superman
As most people know, I have been friendzoned by Wonder Woman. I thought being Superman would help me get whoever I want but clearly that’s not the case for me. So Santa, you are my only hope. Please help me out here!
Superman

Batman
I have all these cool gadgets and my funky bat mobile but my voice just doesn’t sound right. It seems like I have a throat infection perennially. I wish I could sound as charming as Tony Stark.
Batman

The Joker
Look Santa, I don’t want anything fancy like the rest of the world. I spend a lot of money on makeup remover and all I want is a lifetime supply of it. If you could get me that, it would be cool.
The Joker

Spiderman
I tried very hard to fit in but I got left out once again. I really wanted to be part of Avengers. I even left subtle hints here and there but in vain. So Santa, please ensure I am picked for the third installment at least. I can fly, drag dance and do the hula too. Please pick me!
Spiderman

 

                                                                                          

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